What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:41

You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Can you tell me a depressing story?
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
Aubrey Anderson-Emmons cleverly comes out as bi with help from this 'Modern Family' scene - Yahoo
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.